I've never done flied Business Class before... Hyuk. Hyuk.
I'm not much of a traveler and the only times that I have flown have been in coach. Cramped legs, cramped neck and some dirty peanuts to eat. Wieden + Kennedy was kind enough to fly me business class on United. I've heard myths on how the other half lives.
The first stop was a domestic flight from Portland, OR to San Francisco, CA. It was nice but in the little drawer where they kept the in-flight phone within the armrest there was a nice pile of crumbs, dander and hair. All of a sudden, a little gnat or fruit fly flew out of the slot where the phone was nestled in.
"If this is business class, I would hate to see First Class," I thought.